Last to last Saturday, 19th April to be exact, I spent the nite aka "Jim Carey Saturday Nite" style. It all started with a serious thought among ourselves (me, my two roomies-Jazz & Sid- and one of our office friend- Raju) that because of our busy schedules we have not done any "chutiyapa" for long (daily routine of chutiyapas are not counted as such). We finally decided to go to Corner House in Carlton Towers, a place in Bangalore marked with the presence of so called sophosticated people. The plan was made in a nearby dhaba on dinner.
We returned to our house after dinner. The only person supposed to change the clothes was me as I was wearing a very casual t-shirt and a short half pant which is generally used by me for sleeping. And there started the argument which set the tone of nite. I convinced everyone to change to casual night dress kinda stuff for the outing. Shoes were replaced with slippers, jeans with 3/4ths, shirts with "Om" t-shirts, etc. On top of that we put on some cool funny stuffs used during the annual fashion show in our companywhich were brought specially for the IPL match. Though it was not allowed for the match by the police we used it on that eventful nite. Sequence of events that followed:
1. Parked the bikes behind carlton towers, got on the attires and entered the building. We could see every eye present there looking on directly or trying to see form the corner. They were not sure whether to laugh or to ignore but the dresses were were meant for the former. We believed one who doesn't laugh tonite he can't for his whole life.
2. While crossing TGIF, a waiter shouted from back "Sir.....very nice dress" giving us a thumbs up.
3. On the Corner House counter a small girl to his father "Papa, I am scared". Papa was himself busy in having his share of laugh.
4. While paying the money, a couple just behind us murmered "Are these guys coming from a fancy dress competition?". Sid replied "This is our way of having fun, you can join too".
5. At the table I was trying to control the hairy stuff on my hat. A lady closeby quizzed "If you are not bale to mange your long hairs why don't you use hair band?". The reply was "This is for the first time for me, why don't you help me out?"
6. Every kid's eyes were so much focussed on us that the kid was no longer interested in his ice cream.
7. We had a long photo session in the central location of the place amusing most of the people out there.
8. The person who clicked us asked "Where are you people from? Have you people been set by the authorites here for some promotion?". The reply was- "Did you smiled on seeing us?". He nodded. "That's what we are here for. It brings smiles to our faces too". The chutiyapa outing transformed a bit philosophical out there.
9. Next we went to Brigade Road.On the way, We decided to thank everyone who smiles on seeing us.
10. On MG Road there was a big jam making us the centre of attraction for everyone waiting on the red light.There were kids clapping, people smiling, auto wallahs laughing and people pointing us to each other. This became more explicit once I raised myself on the back seat of the bike to check Jazz's bike. A girl in an auto just behind us "Is that a girl?". The moment I turned she immediately responded "oh my god!! he is a guy". I smiled and turned back.
11. On brigade road, a girl with her BF smiled while crossing us. We all shouted "Thank You" which made her bewildered- "for what?"
12. Sid danced with few road side children out there. They were after our stylish hats.
13. While coming back the same girl passed us once more but this time it was she who said "Thank you" and we responded with a "Welcome."
14. An auto wallah at MG brigade juction- "Inhe kaha se chodh diya hai? (From where they have been left off?)"
15. Another drunk auto wallah- "India is great." We replied "Angrezo bharat chodo(Englishmen leave our country), Inquilab Jindabaad " (they have already left 60+ years ago) and had a photo session with them.
16. We met few of my college juniors in front of Empire Hotel where we paused for half an hour. We were havng first experience of that place in nite. So many girls were being brought to the lodge just in front of us. All kinda combinations were present- 1 girl & 3 boys; 4 girls & 1 boy; 1 girl & 1 boy, etc. A pair whom we thought to be a couple ended up in a girl accompanied by her pimp.
17. Meanwhile 3/4 girls arrived in a Maruti Swift on the other side of the road. They started shouting "I like that cap, please come over here....please please once" as if they require it for their orgasm. When we had started we never thought of encountering such a situation.They must have been too hot to handle for the only guy with them.
18. When we were finally coming back on the church street, 3/4 fully drunk guys caught us and got sentimental.
"This cap is too good",
"I love this cap"
"I love sardarjee" considering Jazz a one of the fashion designers.
"I love dilliwaalahs" and many more. For one of them Jaipur and Rajkot were kind of rhyming words- I don't know how? They clicked photos with us. One of them got too senti to have a photograph with the hat I was wearing.
19. At last while returning we saw a Lamborghini.
The whole nite was filled with many more intersting incidents. And everyone who heared about our eventful nite doubted our sanity.
P.S: This world is really a small place. When I sent the photographs to one of my friends he immediately recognized those 3/4 drunk guys as they were his collegemates.
We returned to our house after dinner. The only person supposed to change the clothes was me as I was wearing a very casual t-shirt and a short half pant which is generally used by me for sleeping. And there started the argument which set the tone of nite. I convinced everyone to change to casual night dress kinda stuff for the outing. Shoes were replaced with slippers, jeans with 3/4ths, shirts with "Om" t-shirts, etc. On top of that we put on some cool funny stuffs used during the annual fashion show in our companywhich were brought specially for the IPL match. Though it was not allowed for the match by the police we used it on that eventful nite. Sequence of events that followed:
1. Parked the bikes behind carlton towers, got on the attires and entered the building. We could see every eye present there looking on directly or trying to see form the corner. They were not sure whether to laugh or to ignore but the dresses were were meant for the former. We believed one who doesn't laugh tonite he can't for his whole life.
2. While crossing TGIF, a waiter shouted from back "Sir.....very nice dress" giving us a thumbs up.
3. On the Corner House counter a small girl to his father "Papa, I am scared". Papa was himself busy in having his share of laugh.
4. While paying the money, a couple just behind us murmered "Are these guys coming from a fancy dress competition?". Sid replied "This is our way of having fun, you can join too".
5. At the table I was trying to control the hairy stuff on my hat. A lady closeby quizzed "If you are not bale to mange your long hairs why don't you use hair band?". The reply was "This is for the first time for me, why don't you help me out?"
6. Every kid's eyes were so much focussed on us that the kid was no longer interested in his ice cream.
7. We had a long photo session in the central location of the place amusing most of the people out there.
8. The person who clicked us asked "Where are you people from? Have you people been set by the authorites here for some promotion?". The reply was- "Did you smiled on seeing us?". He nodded. "That's what we are here for. It brings smiles to our faces too". The chutiyapa outing transformed a bit philosophical out there.
9. Next we went to Brigade Road.On the way, We decided to thank everyone who smiles on seeing us.
10. On MG Road there was a big jam making us the centre of attraction for everyone waiting on the red light.There were kids clapping, people smiling, auto wallahs laughing and people pointing us to each other. This became more explicit once I raised myself on the back seat of the bike to check Jazz's bike. A girl in an auto just behind us "Is that a girl?". The moment I turned she immediately responded "oh my god!! he is a guy". I smiled and turned back.
11. On brigade road, a girl with her BF smiled while crossing us. We all shouted "Thank You" which made her bewildered- "for what?"
12. Sid danced with few road side children out there. They were after our stylish hats.
13. While coming back the same girl passed us once more but this time it was she who said "Thank you" and we responded with a "Welcome."
14. An auto wallah at MG brigade juction- "Inhe kaha se chodh diya hai? (From where they have been left off?)"
15. Another drunk auto wallah- "India is great." We replied "Angrezo bharat chodo(Englishmen leave our country), Inquilab Jindabaad " (they have already left 60+ years ago) and had a photo session with them.
16. We met few of my college juniors in front of Empire Hotel where we paused for half an hour. We were havng first experience of that place in nite. So many girls were being brought to the lodge just in front of us. All kinda combinations were present- 1 girl & 3 boys; 4 girls & 1 boy; 1 girl & 1 boy, etc. A pair whom we thought to be a couple ended up in a girl accompanied by her pimp.
17. Meanwhile 3/4 girls arrived in a Maruti Swift on the other side of the road. They started shouting "I like that cap, please come over here....please please once" as if they require it for their orgasm. When we had started we never thought of encountering such a situation.They must have been too hot to handle for the only guy with them.
18. When we were finally coming back on the church street, 3/4 fully drunk guys caught us and got sentimental.
"This cap is too good",
"I love this cap"
"I love sardarjee" considering Jazz a one of the fashion designers.
"I love dilliwaalahs" and many more. For one of them Jaipur and Rajkot were kind of rhyming words- I don't know how? They clicked photos with us. One of them got too senti to have a photograph with the hat I was wearing.
19. At last while returning we saw a Lamborghini.
The whole nite was filled with many more intersting incidents. And everyone who heared about our eventful nite doubted our sanity.
P.S: This world is really a small place. When I sent the photographs to one of my friends he immediately recognized those 3/4 drunk guys as they were his collegemates.